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S02E183 The Family Reunion, Part 2: Strange Reunion

Guy Hasson
Age: 7.5, Told by Grampa Walt

“So what did the doctor do?” I ask. I know I’m in a dream, but being in a hospital, being treated by a doctor, makes me feel safer.

Suddenly, Justin just appears in front of my eyes. “Dad, Dad, are you okay?”

“Shooting fairies!” I hear Joy yell. And finally I see her. She’s sitting on one of the chairs, below my eyesight as I’m lying down, my face up. She is so worked up.

“Hey, buddy,” Justin takes Luis in his arms. “Sandra, who’s the girl?”

Joy jumps to her feet. “You! Say that to me again and I’ll make you permanent and then kill you!”

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S02E44 The Falling Shrooms, Part 4: A Shroom Falls

Guy Hasson
Age: 6.5, Told by Grampa Walt

Joy hugs the stem of the Shroom for an hour before something happens. The stem leads to the Shroom, which holds the tunnels, which lead somehow, impossibly, into Justin’s dream which seems to be infinite in size and in which anything can happen. And yet the stem has only enough room for ten people at most, and that is if they stand uncomfortably close.

After about an hour, Charlie’s Shroom falls.

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#163: Cursing Like a Pirate, Part 2

Guy Hasson
Age: 3, Told by The Red Dragon

Dragon Father jumped up and down on Bonny’s Revenge’s deck. “Okay, okay! I get it. We won’t do grown-up pirate curses. I’ll teach you age-appropriate curses!” 

Dragon Father’s spirit was unusually uplifted. I must say that I enjoyed it, looking from afar. And 3-year-old Dragon Little did, too, although she probably had no idea what he was talking about. 

“Okay. Ready? Instead of saying...  a-hem… I’ll say ‘You tooshy-faced scumbag!’”

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#162: Cursing Like a Pirate, Part 1

Guy Hasson
Age: 3, Told by The Red Dragon

“Today I’m going to teach you to curse like a pirate, Joy!” 

Dragon Father had recently appeared on the deck of Bonnie’s Revenge, woken Dragon Little from her bed, helped her brush her teeth and eat, and now declared what they were going to do today. 

Three-old-old Dragon Little looked up at Dragon Father. “ ‘Curse?’”

“Yeah. It’s when you feel angry at someone and you… uh… curse.” 

Dragon Little did not seem to get it. “Curse?”

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